Here is a limerick by Anonymous. . .
There was an old man from Dunoon
Who always ate soup with a fork,
For he said, "As I eat
Neither fish, fowl nor flesh,
I should finish my dinner too quick."
"If you look at a thing nine hundred and ninety-nine times, you are perfectly safe; if you look at it the thousandth time, you are in frightful danger of seeing it for the first time." -G.K. Chesterton